ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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