i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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