Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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