Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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