The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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