i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
