You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We had to coat check the pizza.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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