Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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