He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
two words: eviction party
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
last night I used snow as a chaser
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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