if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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