im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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