if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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