About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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