By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
