Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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