I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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