No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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