Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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