This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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