I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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