I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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