Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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