Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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