Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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