My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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