You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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