I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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