it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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