Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
too bad you live with your parents still
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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