I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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