I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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