32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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