I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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