sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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