Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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