He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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