Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Randomize
