Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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