dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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