conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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