Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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