but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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