so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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