If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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