i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
