I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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