i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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