I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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