You can't motorboat a personality
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
