I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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